Tuesday, January 31, 2023
HomeCakeSay What, Once more?

Say What, Once more?


Generally individuals typically ship me their desserts with no again story, which normally is not an enormous deal, however different occasions…

Um.

Yeah.

I prefer to suppose this is identical James:

And all collectively, now:

“Nana nana nana nana nana… da heck?”

Now this is a reader who is aware of the right way to correctly stage a photograph:

By no means have I been so grateful for a pair of citation marks.

Deep Ideas
From The Bakery:

I assume it should be a birthday cake? Perhaps?

“Gee, thanks, Mother.”
“And remember to point out your pals the brand new sweater vest I acquired you!”
“MOO-OOOOM!”

I feel “Danngeous” is meant to be “harmful.”

Sooo, I am guessing they by no means noticed these bon-bons, then.

“And thank YOU for placing them out once more.”

That is a type of occasions I want I used to be a baker:

I imply, the urge to place a plastic roach on this factor should have been OVERWHELMING.

And eventually:

That claims “Joyful Holidays Mile Excessive Ferret Membership.”

o.0

I’M OUT.
[drops mic]

Because of Jessica L., James S., Antoine J., Anony M., Erica M., Lynne M., Landon D., Karl, & Deirdre M. for letting our imaginations run wild… presumably alongside a bunch of pregnant ferrets.

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