Jen and I are sometimes requested what it is wish to be “skilled” bloggers. How can we spend our days? Do we’ve a swimming pool crammed with gold cash? Are there incredible events and connoisseur ketchups? The reply to all these questions is sure. Jen even has a inexperienced gown. (However not an actual inexperienced gown. That is merciless.)
That does not imply it is all enjoyable and video games, although. Generally we take naps.
In reality, I feel I am going to hold a diary for a day, simply so you may see firsthand the “superb life” of the “Skilled Blogger.” Take pleasure in!
1:00 pm – Woke as much as cats hammering on door and yowling. Observe to self: get thicker door. Additionally, new cats.
1:35 pm – Cats’ yowls going tremendous sonic. Ear plugs ineffective. Time for the Tremendous Soaker.
2:10 pm – Jen’s awake. Cats are hiding. I ask in my finest Kirk impression (full with hand gestures), “JEN! Are… you… readytobe… humorous? We are available peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill!”
Observe to self: Keep away from Kirk impressions earlier than Jen’s absolutely awake.
3:45 pm – Checked on Jen within the workplace. She has 27 browser tabs open and is buzzing “Loathing.” Up to now, so good.
5:20 pm – Jen comes out of her workplace to reheat some “breakfast.”
Pizza and Maalox: breakfast of champions.
7:20 pm – A yell from the workplace: “Oy! What’re some puns for ‘lactating?'”
7:32 pm – Remaining tally: Milking it, so tacky, actually sucks, staying abreast of the entire state of affairs, whipped right into a frenzy, creamy complexion, skim off the highest, nipped a pair of space oreos
8:15 pm – Maniacal laughter coming from workplace.
8:21 pm – Loud sobs coming from workplace.
8:30 pm – Colourful swearing coming from workplace. Huh. Speedy temper swings might point out low blood sugar. I deliver Jen a cookie.
Impact is rapid. “Ohh, and in addition ‘eat, drink, and be dairy!’“
10:45 pm – Heading to McDonald’s for lunch.
Thank goodness we’re not meals bloggers. (Oh. Wait…)
12:20 am– Break time. Watching Fort with Jen.
2:15 am– Jen heads again to the workplace. I am off to mattress.
(This was presupposed to say “Simply because.” Significantly.)
3:35 am – Woken by a loud yell. Rushed out to seek out Jen staring horror-struck at a brand new e-mail:
4:04 am – Satisfied Jen to come back to mattress. She lies in the dead of night, muttering, “Cannot sleep. Lobster in blond wig will eat me.”
I feel it’ll be one other lengthy evening.
Because of Lyle, James, Alistair, Carissa, Amanda M., Helen W., Elizabeth M., Kristin S., Eilen, Tyler O., Dana S., & Beatrice Y., for serving to us keep away from “actual” jobs. Now: nap time!
P.S. We won’t have all these boob puns and not using a shout-out to my favourite wire-free bra. I’ve 4 of those now, they usually’re all I need to put on:
I plan to maintain shopping for all the colours. I really like the under-arm smoothing panel – no dig or pinch! – and like most Warners, these are extremely comfy. Up ’til final yr I ONLY wore wired bras, and it took buying-and-returning over a dozen totally different manufacturers and types earlier than I discovered these gems. They common $25-30 Prime, however I watch the itemizing and purchase any coloration that goes underneath $20. (“Rosewater” is on sale proper now for lower than $15, so I simply purchased 4 extra!)
Oh, and make sure you verify the picture gallery for a greater thought of how they appear on bigger tracts of land.